I am calling bs on John Cusack's indie cred. When he's
good, he's really good (High Fidelity, Say Anything).
But do all the people who give John Cusack indie cred
simply forgive him for the mainstream dreck he's been
in?
I saw Martian Child this past weekend, and it is
probably one of the worst movies I've seen in a long
time. Watching this movie reminded me of how bad
Serendipity was, and well, it was really bad.
As chance would have it, I was flipping channels
yesterday evening, and while waiting for King of the
Hill to start, I was subject to the last few minutes of
another Cusack trainwreck, America's Sweethearts.
Gizmodo has a nice little summary of a New Yorker
article about a guy who got stuck in an elevator
for almost two days. There's quite a bit of
interesting elevator trivia, especially this bit:
...the Door Close button is there mostly to give
passengers the illusion of control. In elevators
built since the early '90s. The button is only
enabled in emergency situations with a key held by an
authority.
I feel pretty good about my 31/34 score, considering
I'm not even close to being the font nerd I was 20
years ago... It also feels good because
current font nerd John Gruber got 32.
In recent months, Flagler has opened its trove of
some 15,000 Wal-Mart tapes to the outside world, with
an eye toward selling clips. The material is proving
irresistible to everyone from business historians and
documentary filmmakers to plaintiffs lawyers and
union organizers.
An enterprising nerd who was wondering where his
Netflix deliveries were going decided to use a webcam
to keep an eye on his mailbox... and caught a neighbor stealing his
inbound DVDs. The outcome? A $750 fine and
enrollment in a first offender program. Mail theft
is a federal crime in the US, so the guy got off
pretty lightly.
I had a similar problem with one of my old neighbors,
who was putting their overflow garbage on my lawn on
garbage day. Back then, the City of Toronto had a 5 bag
limit (biweekly), and because I only generated 1 bag,
they thought they could put their excess garbage on my
side without asking me (how they could come up with
that much garbage still befuddles me). I used a webcam
to collect some evidence, but I was finally home one
day and caught them red handed. After that, they put
their overflow on my other neighbor's lawn.
I was trolling the Internet Wayback Machine to see
what remnants of my older blogs were indexed
(unfortunately, only stuff from 2001 forward), and
I saw a blast from the past in my links. Sam
Brown's Exploding Dog used to be one of my
favorite sites when I started blogging around 8
years ago. The stick men and robot drawings made
to match submitted captions were really quite
endearing.
Thankfully, the site is still kicking around, and
they've got a nice little rss feed going too. It's worth a
look, you might even end up with a grin on your
face.
ThinkGeek is selling a device called the Phantom Keystroker, which basically
sends random keystrokes and mouse movements to a
computer.
Plug this device into a non-technical colleague's
computer and watch him (or her) freak! The best marks
for such a prank are probably the ones with the
shortest tempers. Just don't do it to someone with the
power to fire you.
I'm not taking sides on the Democratic nomination race,
but I came across a Flash animation that was hilarious
and hypnotic at the same time.
Check out the Falling Hillary Screensaver. If she
gets stuck, you can use the mouse and free her.
The physics behind the animation is quite
incredible.
The Big Word Project could become
the next Internet zeitgeist or it could just be a
dud.
In any case, it's the novel concept of two Irish
students.
The idea? Basically it's a dictionary with the words
for sale. At a dollar a letter, to be exact. What you
get in return is that the word you buy links to a
website of your choice.
Geek and nerd were taken, so I had to settle for the
superlatives, geekiest and nerdiest. I'll
be keeping an eye on Google Analytics to see whether
these novelty purchases actually translate into
traffic.